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Britney Spears was spotted on Rodeo Drive yesterday shopping for wedding gowns. Persons who were close enough to see said that there was no engagement ring on the pop tarts finger and were not sure who the dress was for.

Rumors did circulate that she could have been purchasing a wedding gown for her sister, but she was not seen shopping for the maternity versions (younger sister Jamie Lynn has a bun in the oven).

It can be proven, however, that the wedding gown was probably not for Britney herself, or her friend Paris, as she bought a white one.

Las Vegas oddsmakers plan on opening book tomorrow on the identity of the recipient of the mystery wedding gown. Early favorites include Paris Hilton's teacup chihuahua and other members of her kennel.